Woodshop Quotes

ball The best carpenters make the fewest chips.
ball Carpentry is the Illusion of Perfection.
ball Woodworkers are knotty.
ball Measure Twice-Cut Once.
ball Sawdust Is Man Glitter.
ball Better tools save time; they don't make you a better craftsman!
ball Your safety gears are between your ears.
ball Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
ball Woodworking minus patience equals firewood.
ball Hearing protection is a sound investment.
ball If I can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
ball Know safety, no injury. No safety, know injury.
ball A bad day woodworking is better than a good day working.
ball If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
ball To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one.
ball It’s not a scrap it’s decorative kindling.
ball You can never have enough clamps.
ball I work to support my woodworking habit.
ball Every woodworker needs a fireplace.
ball I'm a professional toothpick maker.
ball There are no mistakes in woodworking until you run out of wood.
ball Safety glasses: making foresight 20/20.
ball Anyone who doesn't think money grows on trees hasn't bought any lumber lately.

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