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Woodshop Quotes

 The best carpenters make the fewest chips.
 Carpentry is the Illusion of Perfection.
 Woodworkers are knotty.
 Measure Twice-Cut Once.
 Sawdust Is Man Glitter.
 Better tools save time; they don't make you a better craftsman!
 Your safety gears are between your ears.
 Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 Woodworking minus patience equals firewood.
 Hearing protection is a sound investment.
 If I can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
 Know safety, no injury. No safety, know injury.
 A bad day woodworking is better than a good day working.
 If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
 To learn about eye protection, ask someone who has one.
 It’s not a scrap it’s decorative kindling.
 You can never have enough clamps.
 I work to support my woodworking habit.
 Every woodworker needs a fireplace.
 I'm a professional toothpick maker.
 There are no mistakes in woodworking until you run out of wood.
 Safety glasses: making foresight 20/20.
 Anyone who doesn't think money grows on trees hasn't bought any lumber lately.